MailOnline, that means you!

I hate you.  You keep ruining the shows I am trying to watch.  I don’t read the articles but the pictures, video clips and the headlines you use tell me pretty much everything I am trying desperately NOT to know.

There are some of us who rely on catch up tv to watch the popular shows.  We can’t watch it at the time it is aired.  The reasons are numerous.  Mine is obviously that I’m an expat so I have to wait 24hrs to catch up.  But there are people in the UK who can’t either.  People who have to go to bed early.  People who work shifts.  People who are studying.  So many reasons.

So please, for the love of all things tv secrety, STOP WITH THE DAMN SPOILERS.

If you are so insistent on writing what happens the second that the show is over, have a separate page.  Or, just have a pic of the show’s official photo.  Then, just write “Spoiler Alert: Line of Duty” or whatever.

Please.

You keep messing with my TV viewing.  It has to stop.

I know I should have better reading tastes but I use my brain all day at work and so when I want to read something, I want it to be targeted at tween level reading comprehension.  I want the words to just fall in my head.  If it’s an interesting topic I then go on to read it on a decent publication’s website too but in the meantime, your work level fits the bill.

Until the spoilers.

I am not the only one who thinks like this.  Pretty much every expat I know who peruses your website has the same issue.  I know a good handful of doctors and nurses in the UK who agree with me.  This isn’t me just moaning and shouting my mouth off.  This is a real annoyance and it has to be addressed.

Yours in anger,

A tv addicted expat.