I have found it. The worst yet. Not only has he almost killed us twice in the last three minutes, but he smells so bad I may just vom everywhere. I have asked for all the windows to be opened wide, but it’s not helping.

If there is one upside to this god awful, unsanitary, delusional state of ‘hygene’ that is becoming more and more apparent with every degree it is getting hotter, it is that I may actually be able to stick to a diet. I sure as hell will not feel like eating for a long while.

Blugh.